Posts Tagged ‘Onion News’

[audio] Santa Succumbs To Multiple Strains Of H1N1 Flu Virus

Sunday, December 27th, 2009 at 11:40 | 0 comments
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[audio] Broke Dad Makes Son A PlayStation 2 For Christmas

Thursday, December 24th, 2009 at 23:40 | 0 comments
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[audio] Kwanzaa Holiday Sales Figures Disappointing

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009 at 23:40 | 0 comments
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[audio] Millions Die Domesticating Bloodthirsty Cow

Sunday, December 20th, 2009 at 13:40 | 0 comments
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[audio] EPA Puts Good, Single Men On Endangered Species List

Friday, December 18th, 2009 at 13:41 | 0 comments
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[audio] Frito-Lay Scientists Discover Cheesium

Wednesday, December 16th, 2009 at 13:41 | 0 comments
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[audio] Neptune Angered

Sunday, December 13th, 2009 at 18:40 | 0 comments
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[audio] Poseidon Angered

Sunday, December 13th, 2009 at 14:40 | 0 comments
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[audio] Local Harlot Exposes Face, Neck

Thursday, December 10th, 2009 at 22:40 | 0 comments
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[audio] Massive Oil Spill Results In Improved Wildlife Viscosity

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009 at 22:40 | 0 comments
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