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Andy Borowitz: Terrorist Watch List is Like MySpace; It’s There, But No One Checks it Anymore

Monday, December 28th, 2009 at 11:40 | 0 comments

Tags: Admission, Andy Borowitz, Borowitz Report, Checks, Face, Fly, Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, Meet The Press, Myspace, Nbc, Social Networking Site, Terrorist List, Terrorist Watch List

Andy Borowitz: Homeland Security Considers Making People Fly Naked

Sunday, December 27th, 2009 at 11:40 | 0 comments

Categories: Huffington Post

Tags: Airlines, Amsterdam, Andy Borowitz, Borowitz Report, Delta Flight, Department Of Homeland, Department Of Homeland Security, Doors, Embarrassment, Fly, Homeland Security, Janet Napolitano, Liquids, Mom And Dad, People Naked, Security Dept, Snugglies, Terror, Terrorism, Travelers

Andy Borowitz: Airline Terror Suspect Says He Follows bin Laden, But Just on Twitter

Saturday, December 26th, 2009 at 13:40 | 0 comments

Categories: Huffington Post

Tags: Airline, Al Qaeda, Alyssa Milano, Amsterdam, Andy Borowitz, Authorities, Borowitz Report, Christmas, Follower, Interrogator, Interrogators, Investigators, Invitation, Osama Bin Laden, Osama Laden, Shaq, Terror Suspect, Twitter

Andy Borowitz: Santa Downed By Predator Drone

Friday, December 25th, 2009 at 13:40 | 0 comments

Categories: Huffington Post

Tags: Afghanistan, Al Qaeda, Andy Borowitz, Beard, Border Region, Borowitz Report, Central Intelligence Agency, Christmas Eve, Christmas Santa, Cia, Cia Drone, Mountainous Border, North Pole, Pakistan, Predator Drone, Qaeda Operative, Santa Claus, Spokesperson, Undetermined Number, Unmanned Predator

Andy Borowitz: Lieberman Calls Prescription Plan Unnecessary; "I’ve Been Off My Meds For Years"

Thursday, December 24th, 2009 at 13:40 | 0 comments

Categories: Huffington Post

Tags: Aftermath, Andy Borowitz, Borowitz Report, Connecticut, Erratic Behavior, Grinch Costume, Harry Reid, Health Care Reform, Joseph Lieberman, Majority Leader, Meds, Mr Lieberman, Nev, Prescription Plan, Quot, Sen Joseph Lieberman, Senate, Vote

Andy Borowitz: Judge Calls Balloon Dad Flight Risk

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009 at 23:40 | 0 comments

Categories: Huffington Post

Tags: Andy Borowitz, Balloon Hoax, Borowitz Report, Colorado Judge, County Court Judge, Dad, Deputies, Flight Risk, Fort Collins, Insanity Plea, Larimer County, Lawyers, Leniency, Mayumi, Motives, Parents, Reality Television

Andy Borowitz: Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009 at 13:40 | 0 comments

Categories: Huffington Post

Tags: Abstinence, Andy Borowitz, Borowitz Report, Bride, Brother Sex, Jonas Brother, Kevin Jonas, Married Sex, Pop Sensation, Sex New, Tying The Knot

Andy Borowitz: Boehner Calls Tanning Tax ‘Attack on Orange Americans’

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009 at 09:26 | 0 comments

Categories: Huffington Post

Tags: Andy Borowitz, Blatant Attack, Borowitz Report, Botox, John Boehner, John Ensign, Lawmakers, Nev, Opposition, Orange, Provision, Pumpkin, Rep John Boehner, Republicans, Roadblock, Senate, Tanning Beds

Andy Borowitz: Cameron to Follow Up Avatar With Emoticon

Monday, December 21st, 2009 at 21:40 | 0 comments

Categories: Huffington Post

Tags: Andy Borowitz, Avatar, Blockbuster, Borowitz Report, Cgi Version, Director James Cameron, Emoticon, Extravaganza, Fourth Dimension, Frontiers, Hollywood, Hype, James Cameron, Magical Fantasy World, Momentum, Mr Cameron, New Technology, Smiley, Special Effects

Posts Tagged ‘Borowitz Report’

Andy Borowitz: Terrorist Watch List is Like MySpace; It’s There, But No One Checks it Anymore

Andy Borowitz: Homeland Security Considers Making People Fly Naked

Andy Borowitz: Airline Terror Suspect Says He Follows bin Laden, But Just on Twitter

Andy Borowitz: Santa Downed By Predator Drone

Andy Borowitz: Lieberman Calls Prescription Plan Unnecessary; "I’ve Been Off My Meds For Years"

Andy Borowitz: Judge Calls Balloon Dad Flight Risk

Andy Borowitz: Married Jonas Brother Says Sex Not Worth the Wait

Andy Borowitz: Boehner Calls Tanning Tax ‘Attack on Orange Americans’

Andy Borowitz: Cameron to Follow Up Avatar With Emoticon

Andy Borowitz: Cameron to Follow Up ‘Avatar’ with ‘Emoticon’

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