(Retail | United Kingdom)

(I work in a shopping mall. On my lunch break, I visit the pharmacy. A woman runs into me.)

Customer: “You! Where do you keep your toilet paper?”

Me: “In my cupboard.”

Customer: “How dare you talk to me that way! I want to talk to your manager!”

Me: “I’m sorry, I don’t work here.”

Customer: “Oh, so now you’re going to get into trouble, it’s ‘I don’t work here’, eh?”

Me: *pointing to the company logo on my shirt* “No, I genuinely do not work here. I work in [shop name], see?”

Customer: “So you don’t wear your uniform either? Where’s your manager?” ...

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