Sports: Christ Turns Down 3-Year, Multimillion Dollar Deal To Coach Notre Dame
December 5th, 2009
SOUTH BEND, IN—Jesus Christ, the Son of God, Savior of All Mankind, and current defensive coordinator at Middle Tennessee State, said Monday...
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