Former Governor Sarah Palin's imperceptibly anticipated memoir called Going Rogue is out in stores and churches on November 17th. Of course, there's no chance in hell I'm reading her autobiography. But, since I feel indebted to Governor Palin for inspiring Tina Fey's awesome impersonation, the least I can do is pretend to review her book anyway.

Sarah Palin's story begins 5,124 years ago when the ancient Maya predicted her presidency in 2012. After that, nothing happened until February 11, 1964. That was the day little Sarah Louise landed on the planet in Sandpoint, Idaho and ...

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